On the 12th Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls for sucking
Three harsh cane markings
Four new pieces of lace
Five Silver balls
Six minutes with chopsticks
Seven inches of fullness
Eight strands of pearls
Nine bright red roses
Ten happy piggies

Eleven sharp reminders

Twelve Glorious Orgasms

On the 11th day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls for sucking
Three harsh cane markings
Four new pieces of lace
Five Silver balls
Six minutes with chopsticks
Seven inches of fullness
Eight strands of pearls
Nine bright red roses
Ten happy piggies

Eleven sharp reminders

On the 10th Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls for sucking
Three harsh cane markings
Four new pieces of lace
Five Silver balls
Six minutes with chopsticks
Seven inches of fullness
Eight strands of pearls
Nine bright red roses
Ten happy piggies

On the Ninth Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls for sucking
Three harsh cane markings
Four new pieces of lace
Five Silver balls
Six minutes with chopsticks
Seven inches of fullness
Eight strands of pearls
Nine bright red roses

On the Eighth Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls for sucking
Three harsh cane markings
Four new pieces of lace
Five Silver balls
Six minutes with chopsticks
Seven inches of fullness
Eight strands of pearls

On the Seventh Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls to suck
Three harsh cane stripes
Four new pieces of lace
Five Silver Balls
Six minutes with chopsticks
Seven inches of fullness

On the Sixth Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls to suck
Three hard cane stripes
Four new pieces of lace
Five Silver balls
Six minutes with chopsticks

On the Fifth Day of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
One Bright lit candle
Two balls for sucking
Three cane marks
Four pieces of lace
Five Silver Balls!

On the Fourth day of Christmas

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
One bright lit candle
Two balls for sucking
Three red cane marks

Four new pieces of lace

On the Third Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

One bright lit candleTwo balls for sucking

Three red cane marks.

On the 2nd Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

One Bright lit candle,

Two balls for sucking

On the First Day of Christmas

My true Love gave to Me.

One bright lit candle.